Let's play! Topics: My job

[ru-english]

Let's play! The game is called "Topics". You know, those "topics" that we were forced to learn by heart at school, like, "My family", "Winter holidays", "My flat" and etc)

Today the topic is: My job

You speak on the Topic, using three sentences.
The first one contains 3-5 words.
The second contains 6-10 words.
And the last one - 11-30 words.

Prepositions = words!
The best part of it: you can cheat)) I am = 2 words. I'm = 1 word.
I am going to = 4 words. I'm gonna = 2 words.

And of course try to make it humorous (if your job doesn't make you feel completely... tragic))

For example

For example
I'm a travelling salesman. (5 words)
People love me - they do, really. (6 words)
To understand it you just have to look right into their hearts, because many would think - by mistake, of course, - that all those insults and screams mean something bad. (29 words)

I'll start)

1. My job is very social.
2. In every sense of that word, actually.
3. It includes social protection, and though I feel a bit anti-social after communicating with retirees and veterans, I feel Superman-like, because I protect the weak ones.