LOL))

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There have often been misunderstandings between the US and Europe and
especially because of different languages used in Europe.

There are also differences in spelling of languages in the US so it
would be good if everyone would make the same changes to better
understand each other.

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl
riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.

(c) from here

@темы: lol

Comments

[Der Spiegel]

I thought it was real at the beginning
Saved and printed, thank you ten times

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Der Spiegel

you are welcome))
this elaborate joke never fails to make me smile))

[Гость]

just another couple of passages to make one's day funnier )))) thanks a lot for sharing with us!

[KattyJamison]

Very lovely! Thank you!

[Firesong]

I've somehow missed it. Thanks!

[Alario]

That is awesome)))
I can't believe, it looks so terrible in the end))

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[f:]ReesKey

I can't believe, it looks so terrible in the end))

yeah, I think it illustrates best how much we have got used to all the difficulties of the conventional English spelling))